Economic pressures
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Helping To Clean The Dishes
Just after the maid had been fired, she took five bucks from her purse...
Low Sperm Count
A 70 year old man went to his doctor’s office to get a sperm...
3 babies talking.
There were three little babies sitting next to each other in shopping carts in...
The Mom Dictionary!
AIRPLANE: What Mom impersonates to get a 1-yr.-old to eat strained beets.ALIEN: What Mom...
Blonde & KFC (Kentucy Fried Chicken)
What do a Blonde and KFC have in common?After your done with the breast...
Pickles
Q: Why don’t blondes eat pickles?A: Because they can’t get their head in the...
Idiots on a desert island
Ed and Fred were flying along when the two idiots crash-landed on a desert...
A parent’s night before Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas when all through the houseI searched for the tools...
I want to lose some weight
|A man, seeking to lose some of his excess weight, visited the local doctor.John:...