Musician jokes
|Q: How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?A: Twenty. 1...
Sleep
I love to sleep. It really is the best of both worlds. You get...
Two Irishmen are sitting in a bar…
Two Irishmen are sitting in a bar. Mick’s looking particularly sad and Patrick asks...
What is New Jersey state bird?
What is New Jersey’s state bird? The common House Fly.
Closing down Denny’s
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The birthday study
|It is proven that the celebration of birthdays is healthy. Statistics show that those...
Defining Confusion!
Q: How do you define confusion??A: A blind lesbian in a fish market!
Ballroom please!
This guy’s in the rear of a full elevator and he shouts, “Ballroomplease.” A...
Spicy Panties
A frustrated wife decided her sex life needed spicing up.After work, she went shopping...
I\’m George Washington
A man who thinks he’s George Washington has been seeing a psychiatrist. He finishes...