Cool Bumper Stickers!
Cool Bumper Stickers-A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory. -Horn broken,...
Lover’s Lane
At a paternity trial, the blonde’s lawyer asked, “On the night of July 16th...
At the shoe store…
A man walks into a shoe store, and tries on a pair of shoes....
Scientists Decode the First Message From an Alien Civilization
Scientists Decode the First Message From an Alien Civilization… Simply send 6 x 10^50...
Sam was on his death bed, and his wife and children…
Sam was on his death bed, and his wife and children were gatheredaround him....
How do you re-sleeve a prostitue?
How do you re-sleeve a prostitue? – Put a leg of ham up her...
How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?
How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?When she sits on your...
Fur Fortune
Mike and Bill, are hanging out in the lone bar in a one-horse town...
Snail Tracks
Q: Why did God give women legs? A: So that they wouldn’t leave tracks...
What is blonde, has six legs, and roams…
Q: What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’sdreams every night??A: Hansons.