Alligator Shoes
A young blonde was onvacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair...
What is blonde, has six legs, and roams…
Q: What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’sdreams every night??A: Hansons.
Yo mama’s hair is so short
Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches. Yo...
Elephant jokes 13
|Why did the elephant walk on two feet?To give the ants a chance!Why do...
Top Ten Signs The Concert You’re Attending is Not The Real Woodstock
|From “Late Show with David Letterman” on Tuesday, August 9, 199410. It’s hosted by...
Sex Education
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he...
Super Looong List of One-Liners!
Q. What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?A. We’d...
The American tourist in Dublin
|The American tourist in Dublin had been complaining a great deal about the food....
Cement
Q: What do u have when their is a lawyer up to his neck...
There goes another one
|Pat and Mick landed themselves a job at a sawmill. Just before morning tea...