Men and Parking Spots
|How are men and parking spots alike?The good ones are always taken and the...
A couple on their honeymoon woke up after their big night…
A couple on their honeymoon woke up after their big night.The bride rolled over...
Bill Gates In Purgatory
Bill gates has been in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory, being...
Seymour was a good and pious man…
Seymour was a good and pious man, and when he passed away, the Lord...
Payback IS a Bit….
A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar...
How do faggots get a condom off?
How do faggots get a condom off? They fart.
Domination
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven.God comes and says, “I want the...
Wife was mad at me
|Two deaf men were in a coffee shop discussing their wives. One signs to...
The problem is at your end
|One of Microsoft’s finest technicans was drafted and sent to boot camp. At the...
A dog walks into a butcher shop…
A dog walks into a butcher shop with a purse strapped around hisneck. He...