A drunk staggered into a cemetery and…
A drunk staggered into a cemetery and fell into a freshly dug grave.Pretty soon...
The 3 little pigs.
Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night.The waiter comes and takes their...
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What is a man’s best friend? His dick because it always sitcks up for...
The origin of the bagpipes
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Shortage of parachutes
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Buckeyes vs Wolverines!
In the Ohio State Buckeyes locker room in Columbus, there’s a sign stating –...
All numbers are equal
|Theorem: All numbers are equal.Proof: Choose arbitrary a and b, and let t =...
Not me Sarge!
A drill sergeant had just chewed out one of his cadets, and as he...
The burglar and the parrot
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlightaround, looking for...