Bass jokes
|Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist?A: He turned a...
Cliff jump
A blonde and a brunette both jumped off a cliff at the same time....
Tombstone Epitaph VI
A widow wrote this epitaph in a Vermont cemetery:Sacred to the memory of my...
Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot…
Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot,were out riding in the car...
Orange Juice
Q. Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? A. Beacause it said”concentrate!”
Gold medal
What’s better than winning the gold medal at the special olympics?Not being retarded!
Knock Knock Jokes 2
Knock Knock Who’s there? Aries! Aries who? Aries a reason why I talk this...
You got Mail!
One day A Blonde girl was running out to check her mail and a...
Never say it at work
|TWELVE THINGS YOU’LL NEVER HEAR AN EMPLOYEE TELL HIS/HER BOSS1. Never give me work...
Pray for a bike
When i was a kid i used to pray for a new bike. But...