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At the marriage counselor’s office, the woman complained, “What’s-his-name here says I don’t give...
A drunk Irisihman falls
|O’Connell was staggering home with a pint of booze in his back pocket when...
Did Santa Give You That Present?
|On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and...
The Fish
What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall?”Dam.”
How Hell froze over.
Once, a gay man went to heaven. At the Great Gate, Saint Peter was...
Phone songs
|All of the following songs may be played on a touch-tone phone. Commas are...
Martha Stewart Holiday Calendar
December 1 Blanch carcass from Thanksgiving turkey. Apply gold leaf, turn upside down and...
Why did the Navy switch to liquid soap?
Q: Why did the Navy switch to liquid soap?A: It’s harder to pick up.
How many sheep do I have?
|There once was a blonde who was very tired of blonde jokes and insults...
Chanowski & his other Polak drinking buddy are sitting…
Chanowski & his other Polak drinking buddy are sitting at a bar . ”...