The last words
A teacher was asking her class what their fathers did. When she asked little...
If Fisher Price ran Christmas…
|”Baby’s First Ornament” would have a hand-crank that you turn to hang the thing...
What do you call an open can of tuna fish in a lesbian apartment?
What do you call an open can of tuna fish in a lesbian’s apartment?...
Cucumber&pickle
A cucumber and a pickle were having a conversation. The pickle said to the...
What do you call a gay bar that has no chairs?
What do you call a gay bar that has no chairs?- A fruit stand.
Mutual Orgasm Riddle
What do most men think Mutual Orgasm is?An insurance company.
yo mama so fat.. cereal..
Yo mama is so fat, she eats her cereal out of a satellite dish.
Murphys Law on Love and Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...
The Taxi Driver
A priest and a taxi driver both died and went to heaven. St. Peter...
The Top 10 Signs You’re Flying On A Bad Airline
The engine’s being held on by duct tape. You see the Gorilla from those...