Taking measures
“Mom, I’m pregnant.”"How can that be? What did I tell you about sex?”"That I...
Little old Mr. Ravelli is on his front stoop…
Little old Mr. Ravelli is on his front stoop, barbequeing a chicken on a...
Diet Rules
1. If you eat something and no one sees you eat it, it has...
Stop the drunk driver
|A cop pulls a guy over for weaving across two lanes of traffic.He walks...
Mohammed and Douglas Adams
Q: What do Mohammed and Douglas Adams have in common?A: A deep, abiding respect...
Stuttering animal
Little Johnny is sitting in a biology class,and the teacher says that aninteresting phenomenon...
Irishman went to a pet shop
|Irishman went to a pet shop and asked how many budgies were in stock....
Going to the office
|Hubby – You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?...
The Pearly Gates
A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of...
When the man first noticed that his penis was growing longer…
When the man first noticed that his penis was growing longer, he was delighted....