Did you ever have this before?
|Doctor: Have you ever had this before?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, you’ve got it again!
Those clothes are very becoming on you
Boy: Those clothes are very becoming on you!Girl: Why thank you!Boy: Of course, if...
What’s the new documentary about Madonna going to be called?
What’s the new documentary about Madonna going to be called? Missionary Position Impossible.
What do you call a man with a blackhead on his dick?
What do you call a man with a blackhead on his dick?Hugh Grant.
Three Reform Rabbis were in a terrible auto wreck…
Three Reform Rabbis were in a terrible auto wreck. None survived. One minute they...
Out of the tree
How do you get a one-armed nufie out of a tree? Wave!How do you...
The morning after…
Don’t hate yourself in the morning – sleep till noon.
This woman has her bridge club every Thursday night…
This woman has her bridge club every Thursday night and after a peaceful game...
Women Drivers!
Driving to the office this morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my...
Real news headlines 02
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Stud Tires Out...