All numbers are equal
|Theorem: All numbers are equal.Proof: Choose arbitrary a and b, and let t =...
Shooting Blanks
I like to hang out around the playground, just watching the kids running and...
dying woman needs brain
A woman diagnosed as having a brain tumor was told by her doctor that...
Did you hear about the Irishman who went to the toilet?
Q: Did you hear about the Irishman who went to the toilet?A: He wiped...
Qualifying for Heaven
Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the...
Food one-liners
|The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called “The Fission Chips.”On...
Three wishes
It was a nice sunny day when three men were walking down a country...
The Blondes and the Spaghetti
What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?They both wiggle when you eat them.
Noah and the Ark.
The Lord spoke to Noah and said, “Noah, in six months I am going...
Biker boss in Heavan.
Arthur Davidson, of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation, dies and goes to heaven. At...