Make Me A Newfie
An Ontarian wanted to become a Newfie (ie. a Newfoundlander). He went to a...
Prostitute and Nymph
Q: What’s the difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac, and a blonde?A: The prostitute...
The 3 Guys in a Plane
There were 3 guys in a plane. The plane was about to crash.They each...
The aged patient doddered into…
The aged patient doddered into the doctor’s office with a serious complaint.”Doc, you’ve got...
Headache Cure
John went to Dr. Smith because of intense migraine headaches.The doctor tried many things,...
Using nails on a house
|These two newfies are building a house. One of them is putting on the...
Drunk and Arthritis
A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a bus one day. He...
Restroom wall graffiti!
You can learn a lot from reading the graffiti in a bathroom, library or...
Bill Clinton & the Genie
One day Bill Clinton was walking down the beach when he found a genie...
Amazing talking cow
|A man’s car stalled on a country road one morning. When the man got...