The Windows Rejection Song
|Why are there so many, users of Windows?Don’t people have any pride?Windows is useless,...
Turkey Football
The pro football team had just finished theirdaily practice session when a large turkey...
Owed Two A Spell Chequer
Owed Two A Spell Chequer:Eye halve a spelling chequerIt came with my pea seaIt...
Commanding the dumb
|As we stood in formation at the Pensacola Naval Air Station, our Flight Instructor...
Recruiting any and all pilots
|The chief of staff of the US Air Force decided that he would personally...
Practical joke on his ex-girlfriend
|The soldier serving in Hong Kong was annoyed and upset when his girl wrote...
Paddy
I knew this guy. He was a sound guy from Ireland.He spoke to me...
You looked a lot like my wife
|A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at...
Your’re a redneck if…
You’re a redneck if…-You have more fingers than you do teeth-You cut your grass...
Twins
Headline in today’s newspaper:”Suicidal Twin kills sister by mistake”!