Wife
What’s the difference between a terrorist and a wife?You can negotiate with the terrorist!
The Boy Who Thinks He’s A Chicken
Girl to Doctor: Doctor, Help! My brother thinks he’s a chicken! Doctor: How long...
All-inclusive
An Englishman, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Aussie, an Abo, a Yank, an African,...
Proctologist Definitions
Proctologist: A doctor who puts in a hard day at the orifice.Proctologist: A brain...
What’s the similarity between Bill Clinton and a carpenter?
What’s the similarity between Bill Clinton and a carpenter?One screw in the wrong place...
Stupid Insults 19/31
Lights not burning too bright. Like a barometer — vacuum at the top. Like...
Great roof
A rather well proportioned young lady, Joan, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing...
Me and My Boss
When I take a long timeI am slowWhen my boss takes a long timeHe...
Microsoft Addresses Justice Department Accusations
Microsoft Addresses Justice Department AccusationsREDMOND, Wash. – Oct. 23, 1997 — In direct response...
Alice is in UNIX land
|”Can you help me? asked Alice.”No,” said Negative. “I’m looking for a white consultant.”...