The Frustrated Bee
Why was the bee flying around with his legs crossed? He couldn’t find a...
Hamburger Helper
Yo mama’s so stupid she thought hamburger helper came with another person.
Elephant Experiment
Three scientists were one day discussing what would happen if they rammed a cork...
A small boy was lost, so he went up…
A small boy was lost, so he went up to apoliceman and said, “I’ve...
Your father is drunk
|To The Tune Of Santa Claus Is Coming To Town Oh you better not...
Without a Christmas bonus
|Ten signs you’re not getting a christmas bonus10. Co-workers refer to you as “the...
Why is Bill Clinton happy he named his dog “Buddy?”
Q: Why is Bill Clinton happy he named his dog “Buddy?”A: Because it’s a...
Drown my troubles
I’ve often wanted to drown my troubles, but i can’t get my wife to...
The Three Moles
There was a mamma mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole. They lived...
The Chicken and The Egg
A Chicken and an Egg were lying in bed one night. The chicken smoking...