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Two friends were out drinking when suddenly one lurched backward off his barstool and...
These two sperm were swimming around…
These two sperm were swimmin’ around, doin’ their thing and one sperm asks the...
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Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?A: Rename the mail...
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He was a junior bank executive and he had swindled one hundred thousand dollars...
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