Fatal Things To Say To Your Pregnant Wife
17. “I finished the Oreo’s.” 16. “Not to imply anything, but I don’t think...
Two young girls were talking about their sex lives…
Two young girls were talking about their sex lives when the first girl says,...
War ad
Will sell for parts one F-117 Plane in wrecked condition. Self pick-up from Yugoslavia...
Computer help stories
|AUSTIN, Texas – The exasperated help-line caller said she couldn’t get her new Dell...
The Witch
Two old guys, like 80 yrs. old, went to a whore house and told...
What’s the definition of a real loser?
What’s the definition of a real loser?A guy who has a wet dream and...
How do you make a hot dog stand?
How do you make a hot dog stand?Steal its chair.
Some police quotes
|”The handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They’ll stretch out after you wear them...
Polish Air Disaster
First, we want to apologize to our Polish friends, but rememberit’s just a joke!Polands’s...
How to get out of anext speeding ticket!
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...