Bad News 1
Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.Patient: Well, might as...
More Brains Than Dogs
Why are men endowed with a half ounce more brains than dogs?So they know...
Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the woods…
Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the woods on her way to visit...
Only Half Way to Norway
Q: Why did the blonde go half way to Norway and then turn around...
Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna
Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna And who says our controllers don’t have...
Why did congress enact the Marine Corps?
Q. Why did congress enact the Marine Corps?A. So, the sailors would have someone...
What’s the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
What’s the difference between in-laws and outlaws?Outlaws are wanted.
Girls are evil
Girls = time * money time = money, therefore: Girls = money * money...
What’s the brown stuff between the elephants toes?
Q. What’s the brown stuff between the elephants toes ?A. Slow natives.
Mayonaise
Q: What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator? A: Shut the door, I’m...