Mating Call
Q: What’s the mating call of the blonde?A: “I’m *sooo* drunk!”Q: What is the...
Caught napping…try this one!
Caught napping at work, school, or church…try this one.Guaranteed to work!Just pick your head...
“Washing the Clothes”
John and Claire are just newly married. They are still a little shy about...
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle…
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electricalmalfunction disabled all of...
What is long, black, and smelly?
What is long, black, and smelly? – The unemployment line.
Why do gorillas have big noses?
Why do gorillas have big noses? Because they have big fingers.
Smarter
This is not only philosophical but is obviously pure science.A herd of buffalo can...
Making bets
A little old lady goes into the Chase Manhattan Bank, and says she wants...
The Apple Corps!
|What is the maggot army called?The Apple Corps!
We’ve been robbed!
A farmer and his daughter were coming back from town with their money from...