Greek wedding
Why do they have Feta cheese at a Greek wedding? To keep the flies...
What are you doing, Tommy?
Vicar: Whats that you’re doing, Tommy?Tommy: Sticking bangers up frogs arses, Vicar.Vicar: Rectum, Tommy.Tommy:...
Pirate Joke
What was the pirate movie rated?ARRRRRRR
This is what should happen to ALL CATS!
This is what should happen to ALL CATS..!HOW TO WASH THE CAT1. Thoroughly clean...
Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect 10?
Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect “10″? Two 5 year olds.
Fair business
Here’s one about the old native American who wanted a loan for $500. The...
Oboe jokes
|Q: How do you get five oboes in tune?A: Shoot four of them.Q: What...
How did he look?
A woman went to her shrink because she was having severe problems with her...
Never hear a man say
Things You’ll Never Hear A Man Say: Here honey, you use the remote. You...
Odd One Out
Q: Which is the odd one out – a refrigerator, a washing machine, a...