A Scottish private walks into the pharmacy…
A Scottish private walks into the pharmacy near his bases, pulls abeat-up, mutilated condom...
Drown my troubles
I’ve often wanted to drown my troubles, but i can’t get my wife to...
Sprinklers
Did you know that the inventor of sprinklers was racist?Yeah, listen to one next...
Barry took a girl out on her first date…
Barry took a girl out on her first date. When they pulled off into...
I’ve got the lumber
|O’Toole worked in the lumber yard for twenty years and all that time he’d...
Call us for assistance
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Blonde and Easter Bunny
Once there was this guy, and he was driving in his car, and all...
I knew it was true…I knew it!
Well, if there’s any truth to this study at all, then I should live...
Armando asks…
Armando went to his neighbor and asked, “Hey Carlos, do you like a woman...
When to slap a midget?
When is the only polite time to slap a midget?When he says, “Gee, your...