The Blondes and the Spaghetti
What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?They both wiggle when you eat them.
Nauseous sex
Patient: Doctor I’m having trouble having sex with my wife. When I get close...
No Coffee Breaks
Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?A: It takes too long to...
The Bunny and the Snake
Once upon a time in a nice little forest, there lived an orphaned bunny...
What is a yankee?
What is a yankee? A quickie, but you do it yourself.
Microsoft and Santa
NORTH POLE (API) – MICROSOFT announced an agreement with Santa Claus Industries to acquire...
Two lawyers walking through the woods
Two lawyers walking through the woods spotted a vicious-looking bear. The first lawyer immediately...
Steven Wright on dogs
|The other day, I was walking my dog around my building…on the ledge. Some...
Evolution of Mom
|The Evolution of Mom Yes, parenthood changes everything. But parenthood also changes with each...
Sodom village gone
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...