What does an elephant keep up its trunk?
What does an elephant keep up its trunk?A Yard ‘n’ half o’ snot!
Ice Hole
There was a competition between a team of blondes and a team of brunettes...
Say After Sex
Q: What do blondes say after sex?A1: “Thanks, Guys!”A2: “Are you boys all in...
If Radio Shack ran Christmas…
|he staff would sell you ornaments, but not know anything about them or what...
Three Brothers
There were three brothers who bought a three story house. The eldest brother had...
Top Ten Signs The Concert You’re Attending is Not The Real Woodstock
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Bible Bloopers
It is truly astonishing what happens in Bible stories when they are retold by...
Useful work phrases
|USEFUL PHRASES AT WORK:I like you. You remind me of when I was young...
Ding! Ding!
A woman’s husband has died. After a few months, she decides she wants a...
Dragging your feet
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are dragging their right...