Dangerous Squirrels
A man, Bob, and his friend Joe went out hunting. This was Joe?s first...
Insurance Claim Statements
1) Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree...
What’s the difference between a whale and a dyke?
What’s the difference between a whale and a dyke? Oh, about ten pounds, and...
The Wizard of Oz
At the edge of the forest there was a somewhat mediocre wizard. He is...
What’s a glow worms favorite song?
|What’s a glow worms favorite song?Wake me up before you glow glow!
Almost Love
A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day, he meets a beautiful 17-year-old...
Long Life
Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be80. Patient: But, doctor, I am...
Early withdrawals
The husband was furious when he found out the checking account was empty. When...
The math one-liners
|Math problems? Call 1-800--. If parallel lines meet at infinity – infinity must be...
Do you smoke after sex?
Boyfriend: Do you smoke after sex?Girlfriend: Dunno, I’ve never looked