The Eighteen Bottles
The Eighteen Bottles I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in my cellar and was...
On their honeymoon night…
On their honeymoon night, the burly groom took off his pants and asked his...
Dollars equal cents
|Theorem: 1$ = 1c.Proof:And another that gives you a sense of money disappearing.1$ =...
A short poem for today.
Rules To Live By…Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,...
~*How to make a Blonde Laugh*~
Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday??A: Tell them a joke...
10 Rejected Sat. Morning Cartoons
“Billy, the Homicidal Smurf.” “Scooby and Shaggy Go To The Retirement Home.” “Archie, the...
The Golden Urinal
A man came home drunk at four in the morning, and his wife was...
This man goes into the doctor with his…
This man goes into the doctor with his ringhole in a terrible state,really bad...
A farmer and his girlfriend…
A farmer and his girlfriend were out for a strollin the fields when they...
IDIOTS & RETAIL
|I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the clerk noticed...