The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and…
The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and gets pissed off.She goes bitching to Little...
The cow?
What do you call a cow with no legs?Ground beef.
The Coincidence
A man went into a local tavern and took a seat at the bar...
The Wrong Way
As a old man was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.Answering, he...
Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, and Al Gore crash
Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, and Al Gore were in an airplane that crashed. Now...
Electric Train
A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to...
Inflatable high heels
I once met a dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up...
The Splatted Toad
Why did the toad cross the road?TO Show his girlfriend he has GUTS!
A peculiar dress
Nancy & Betty, and Jim & Tom were in the old people’s home. Nancy...
Pilot to tower…
Pilot to tower . . . pilot to tower . . . I am...