Classic Oxymoron
Question: What is the biggest oxymoron of the 1990′s?Answer: Microsoft Works!
Power to the farmers!
This one big lawyer from the city decided to take time away from his...
Top Twenty New Slogans for Valuejet Airlines
ValueJet: When you just can’t wait for the world to come to you. ValueJet:...
The Apple explosion
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Cards You Won’t Find At Hallmark
“Looking back over the years that we’ve been together, I can’t help but wonder:…………....
Doctor, Doctor!
“Doctor Doctor i feel like a bridge!”"What’s come over you?”"2 buses, 3 motorbikes and...
Her senses swam. She was overcome with an aching desire…
The woman entered the room, and with a knowing smile teasing herfull lips, she...
ATM procedures
Chase is very pleased to announce that we are installing newDrive-thru ATMs where customers...
Cheap Date
Worried that his son was spending too much money on dates, Little Johnny’s Father...
Apples for sale…
A guy’s driving down a country road when he comes upon a sign saying...