Professions
Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about their professions....
Sneezing orgasms
A man goes to a doctor and says:”Doctor, it’s embarassing, but every time I...
I was pushing it
|Kelly was standing in front of Cohan’s Tavern when he saw a driverless car...
What’s green and has wheels?
What’s green and has wheels?A FrogI lied about the wheels
Why Do They Do That?
Why do they manufacture perfumed bathroom tissue when our noses are on our faces?
Pondering old age
|How do I know that my youth is all spent?Well, my get up and...
Whom Do You Trust?
A redneck returns to the doctors after having some tests and asks what the...
The old lady in the bank
A little old lady walked into the head branch of the Chase ManhattanBank holding...
Trying To Fly
Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree.After hours of...
A thin mouse!
|What’s the definition of a narrow squeak?A thin mouse!