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Name That Ranch
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Selling the Wife
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Horny Mouse
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and went down to...
Did I tell you I had this woman pounding on my door all night last night?
Did I tell you I had this woman pounding on my door all night...
Programming language acronyms
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Gas Stations
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Windows 2000 Errors!
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How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?
How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?Marry her !Sent by Bob