A pedophile dies in a car crash and goes to heaven…
A pedophile dies in a car crash and goes to heaven. He’s stopped atthe...
The Masked-quito!
|What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?The Masked-quito!
A woman went to the bar with a black eye…
A woman went to the bar with a black eye.”How’d ya get that?” asked...
Farts
Q: Why do farts smell?A: So deaf people can enjoy them too.
Faux Fun–groaner deluxe
JUST FAUX FUN”Can you loan me faux dollars ?”"What faux ?”"To buy faux diamonds.”"What...
Groundhog Day
“I bet you don’t know what day this is”, said the wife toher husband...
Farting All The Time
Doctor, “What seems to be the problem?” Patient, “Doc, I’ve got the farts. I...
Who makes more money a drug dealer or a hooker?
Who makes more money a drug dealer or a hooker?A hooker because she can...
Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day…
Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day when he came...
Whoa! Shut your mouth!!!
Your breath is so bad that when you talk your teeth duck.