The Whales.
Your momma so fat, when she goes to the aquarium the whales sing “WE...
Definition of Windows
|Webster’s Dictionary definition of Windows 95Windows95: n. 32 bit extensions and a graphical shell...
Turmoil In Heaven
Turmoil rocked Heaven this morning as allegations arose that God had had an affair...
Efficiency
|From: Efficiency & Ticket, Ltd., Management ConsultantsTo: Chairman, The London Symphony OrchestraRe: Schubert’s Symphony...
Guess the instructions.
Read the 10 to-do instructions and then scroll for the answer – NO CHEATING!1....
Harpsichord jokes
|The late Sir Thomas Beecham used to say the sound of the harpsichord is...
Whale of a Story.
A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan,...
The dumb blonde and her used car!
A blonde tried to sell her old car. She was having a lot of...
Camping Trip
Sally, a blonde, goes on her first camping trip. Her husband, who was a...
Why Legs?
Q: Why do blondes have legs? A1: So they don’t get stuck to the...