Blonde crossing the road
Why did the blonde cross the road? I don’t know. Neither did he.
More than a hundred percent
Have you all stopped to think where you fit in this equation? From a...
yo momma’s SO fat….
yo momma’s so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger popped out...
Ice cream flavor galore
|A January 1994 Reuters News Service story on Manuel Oliveira’s ice cream shop in...
You Know You’re Getting Older When
You Know You’re Getting Older When…Everything hurts and what doesn’t hurt, doesn’t work.The gleam...
Being Old and Bent
Patient: Doctor, is there anything worse than being old and bent? Doctor: Yes there...
Ways to Terrorize a Telemarketer
Tell them to talk VERY SLOWLY, because you want to write EVERY WORD down....
Stick your tongue out…
Stick your tongue out.Move it up and down.Relax.Now move it left and right.Well done!...
A clever court case
One evening after attending a concert, two men were walking down the road when...