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A man who thinks he’s George Washington has been seeing a psychiatrist. He finishes...
What’s that thing on your Neck?
Oh my God!!! What’s that big ugly thing on your neck?! Oh, it’s just...
Critical Vet
A veterinarian was feeling ill and went to see her doctor. The doctor asked...
Ignored
Patient walks into a doctor’s office. Patient: Doctor, people ignore me. Doctor: Next!
What men say & what it
“I’m going fishing.” Really means…”I’m going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by...
Who is on First?
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Extreme Golfing
Three men are golfing. There is Jesus, Moses and an old man.They’ve been pretty...
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Why bikes are better than women!
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How to buy a stero
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