Bassoon jokes
|Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To get away from the bassoon...
Twas the night before crisis
|Twas the night before crisis,And all through the house,Not a program was working,Not even...
Blonde and the Postman
It was the mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of carrying...
50 things to do in an elevator
50 Fun Things to Do in an Elevator 1. Make race car noises when...
Whatever you want it to be
Q. What do you call the temperature between two west virginians?A. Relative Humidity
Fortune cookie mistake
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Dear Agony Aunt
Dear Editor, I have two brothers, one works at Microsoft, the other was sentenced...
Mirror, mirror
Mirror, mirror A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs...
The Darwin Awards
|The long awaited 1999 Darwin “Natural Selection” Awards have been released! These awards are...