A hamster!
|What is small, furry and smells like bacon?A hamster!
What is the best time to wean the baby from nursing?
Q: What is the best time to wean the baby from nursing?A: When you...
A frog with hiccups!
|Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?A frog with hiccups!
An old croak!
|What do you call a 100 year old frog?An old croak!
The math one-liners
|Math problems? Call 1-800--. If parallel lines meet at infinity – infinity must be...
The 2 P’s
What’s the difference between a penis and a prick?A penis gives hours of fun,...
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights…
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlightsbroken and considerable damage....
Confusing women!!
How do you confuse a woman?? Give her a choice!!
Santa, we\\\\\\\’re worried about you.
Dear Santa: We’re worried about you.From your rosy red cheeks to your legendary girth...
Attack Dog
A man wanted a big, verocious dog to protect his business, so he visited...