At the blood donor clinic
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are...
A dog for a wife
It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his firstassignment, and it...
Playing music
|Last summer, the local orchestra decided to play Beethoven’s 9th symphony.However, it being quite...
Finding a Chinese Jew
|Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. “Sid,” asked Al, “are there...
An emergency landing
|According to “The Australian,” an airliner recently encountered severe vibration in flight.The captain decided...
The secret code word…
An old priest got sick of everyone in his parish confessing adultery.During one Sunday’s...
Fear of bombs on planes
|Aunt Bessie loved to visit her nieces and nephews. However, she had relatives all...
Polish Prisoner’s Request
An Englishman, a Frenchman and a Polak were captured by the Germans and thrown...
Donald Duck
Donald Duck walked into a drugstore & asked for a packet of condoms.”Certainly, sir”...
Elephant Jokes Eight
Q: Why do elephants have trunks?A: Because they would look silly with glove compartments.Q:...