African Missionary
Did you hear about the African missionary that gave some cannibals their first taste...
How does every ethnic joke start?
How does every ethnic joke start?By looking over your shoulder.
Equal positive integers
|Theorem: All positive integers are equal.Proof: Sufficient to show that for any two positive...
What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?
Q: What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?A: Oil...
I’m trying to prove a point
|A man drinks a shot of whiskey every night before bed. After years of...
Serious desease
A distraught patient phoned her doctor’s office. Was ittrue, the woman wanted to know,...
Escaping from a lion
Two guys in a jungle, come around a corner and meet a lion head-on...
What kind of a woman
“Would you sleep with me for ten thousand dollars?” asked John”Yes, I will.” Paula...
Violin jokes
|Q: How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?A: The bow...
What Floor Please?
A woman walks into the local pharmacy and ask’s to see sanitary napkins.The pharmacist...