What is the Australian for foreplay?
What is the Australian for foreplay?Brace yourself, Sheila!And the Welsh?Are you awake, Gwen?
Paddy
I knew this guy. He was a sound guy from Ireland.He spoke to me...
Caught Speeding.
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the...
What is the definition of ultimate rejection?
What is the definition of ultimate rejection? Your hand falling asleep while masturbating.
The doctor said to the housewife…
The doctor said to the housewife,”I’ve got good news and I’ve got bad news.The...
Better Than Drunk
Outraged wife: Couldn’t you think of anything better than coming home drunk like this?Husband:...
Sister Mary burst into the office of the principal…
Sister Mary burst into the office of the principal of Our Ladyof Perpetual Motion...
Fun Tonight?
Husband: Let’s go out and have some fun tonight.Wife: Okay, but if you get...
Smaller or larger tuxedo
|A friend got married and I, being the best man, decided a humorous practical...
Whales
A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan...