Have you Ever…
Have you ever smelled mothballs????I was just wondering how you would get their little...
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning?
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning? -Sends him to...
Husband’s Average Income?
Income tax examiner: What’s your husband’s average income?Wife: Oh, about midnight.
Revised Christmas days
|Effective immediately, the following economizing measures are being implemented in the “Twelve Days of...
Who invented sex
A Greek and Italian were sitting down one day debating who had the superior...
Right Leg
Q: What did the blonde’s right leg say to the left leg?A: Nothing. They’ve...
The Doctor was puzzled
|The Doctor was puzzled “I’m very sorry but I can’t diagnose your trouble, Mahoney....
Household items
Back in the ’70s, days of conspicuous (ahem) consumption, Hugh Hefner was showing a...
Reasons to stay at work all night
|1. Act out your version of a company takeover.2. Find a way to change...
Pet Peeves!
Things that make me cringe!:1. The Pillsbury doughboy is way too happy considering he...