How do you get AIDS from a toilet seat?
Q: How do you get AIDS from a toilet seat? A: If you sit...
You know you’re a Teacher if…
You think people should be required to get a government permit before being allowed...
What’s the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?
What’s the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?Well, you see, the Panama canal...
Eternal Marriage
On their way to a justice of the peace to get married, a couple...
Super Looong List of One-Liners!
Q. What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?A. We’d...
A Scrote
In a check out line the other day and the couple were arguing about...
How long?
This blond teenage dragged her boyfriend to the court on paternity issue.The lawyer asked,...
The story of the bats
|Two vampire bats wake up in the middle of the night, thirsty for blood....
Underwear is Important!
Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under you vehicle… From the...
Why did Bill Clinton…
Q: Why did Bill Clinton quit playing the saxaphone?A: Because he went to the...