Headaches
This fellow had been suffering from excruciating headaches for some time, and finally went...
Dead blonde in a closet?
Q. What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?A. The 1988 Hide-and-Go-Seek...
British Military Officer Fitness Reports
British Military Officer Fitness ReportsThe British Military writes OFR’s (officer fitness reports). The form...
OUCH AND DOUBLE OUCH!
A couple hobbled into a Washington (state) emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels....
Purchasing furniture
|I work as a systems administrator, and part of m job involves answering questions...
Relativity
Don’t try to understand the theory of relativity.Relativity is like an erection – the...
Cooking
Yo mamma is such a bad cook that even the cockroaches throw up!
What is the difference between mayonaise and sperm?
What’s the difference between mayonaise and sperm?Mayonaise doesn’t hit the back of a girls...
Job well done
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel fortheir 25th anniversary. As...
Bit by Bit
Prisoner: Look here, doc! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of...