Too much Coffee
You know you’re drinking too much coffee when…You answer the door before people knock....
Little Johnny comes home from school…
Little Johnny comes home from school with a note from his teacher, indicating that...
Why are women like snow flakes?
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Suzy’s Legs
There were three guys in a new bar that just openened and the bartender...
Fatal Things To Say To Your Pregnant Wife
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Ears
What kind of ear does a train have?an Engineer
Meet me for lunch!
The teacher of the school geography class was lecturing on map reading.After explaining about...
A hearty breakfast
A man goes into a greasy spoon-type cafe and he says, “I would like...
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Cat technical support problems
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