Laws Of Work
The first 90% of a project takes 10% of the time, the last 10%...
Did you kill the victim?
Prosecutor: Did you kill the victim?Defendant: No, I did not.Prosecutor: Do you know what...
Madonna, Britney and Christina
Due to a mixup on Grammy night, Madonna, Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera are...
What is a man’s idea of protected sex?
What is a man’s idea of protected sex?A padded headboard.
Dr. Seuss Episode of ER
IF DR SEUSS WROTE AN EPISODE OF ER – -Kerry: Now Mark, I think...
How to Argue the Price of a Screw
A well known, rich business man’s wife broke her hip. The business man got...
The clerk showed the man the store’s most expensive perfume…
The clerk showed the man the store’s most expensive perfume.”This is called ‘Perhaps’,” said...
You might be a redneck if… possum
There is a stuffed ‘possum mounted anywhere in your home.
Pray for a bike
When i was a kid i used to pray for a new bike. But...
It gets lonely in the desert
Airport immigration……NAME:Muhammed al FacidSEX:Yes 3 times a week.NO I MEAN FEMALE OR MALE:Oh that...