Constipated Polak
A Polak was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositiories. A week later...
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping…
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor.”Doctor,...
An old man and an old woman were sitting…
An old man and an old woman were sitting at the breakfasttable on the...
Kidnapped by a redneck?
Q: How do you know you’ve been kidnapped by a redneck?A: He’s asking 2...
Hired Help
A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, “Who...
A woman gives birth to twins, a girl and a boy…
A woman gives birth to twins, a girl and a boy.Her husband isn’t there,...
Do you know why it’s called sex?
Do you know why it’s called sex?Because it’s easier to spell than Uhhhhh..oooohh…Ahhhhhh….AIIEEEEEEE!!!
Lying Politicians
A busload of politicians were driving down a country road when, all of a...
A teacher was working with a group of underprivileged children…
A teacher was working with a group of underprivileged children,trying to broaden their horizons...
What are you doing, Tommy?
Vicar: Whats that you’re doing, Tommy?Tommy: Sticking bangers up frogs arses, Vicar.Vicar: Rectum, Tommy.Tommy:...