Office Worker Resolution
|RESOLUTION #1: 1999: I will read at least 20 good books a year. 2000:...
Dog jokes 06
|Q: What kind of meat do you give a stupid dog?A: Chump chops!Q: How...
Hunting with a wife
|A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home. Ibn...
Where are you living?
|A cop pulled up two Irish drunks, and asked to the first, “What’s your...
We go bear hunting
|Two Polish hunters were driving through the country to go bear hunting. They came...
Parachute
Q: Did you hear about the new automatic parachutes, invented by a blond? A:...
Whats worse than shit on Olivia Newton Johns face?
Whats worse than shit on Olivia Newton Johns face?Cum on Eileen.
Possible IBM acronyms
|IBM: It’s Being MendedIBM: Inmense Ball of MuckIBM: I Believe in MemorexIBM: It’s Better...
Bird jokes 03
|Q: How do you know that owls are cleverer than chickens?A: Have you ever...
A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items…
A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items. Nearthe cash register...