The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms…
The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms, I was...
Ode to spell checkers
|ODE TO A SPELL CHECKERby Jerrold H ZarI have a spelling checker.It came with...
The sex talk
A drunk goes into a bar sits down and says hey hey bartender can...
How do you know if your secretary?s having a bad day?
How do you know if your secretary?s having a bad day?Her tampon is behind...
Rooster Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a rooster?A: In the morning a...
Program Manager
A lead hardware engineer, a lead software engineer, and their program manager are taking...
Two blondes in heaven
One blond says to another, “how did you die”? “I froze to death,” says...
Me and My Boss
When I take a long timeI am slowWhen my boss takes a long timeHe...
Traveling Saleman.
Mr. Jones, upon returning from a business trip was shocked to find his wife...
Why did the punk cross the road?
Why did the punk cross the road?Because he was stapled to the chickens back.