Signs that you are an Internet Junkie.
ADDICTED INTERNET JUNKIE!!!!1. A friend stops to see you since your phone has been...
Woman’s translations
|The wife says: You wantThe wife means: You wantThe wife says: We needThe wife...
Ears lookin at you!
A man with no ears is trying to find a new reporter for their...
The dyslexic satanist.
Who did the dyslexic satanist worship?Santa.
Twice a day
This guy goes into a doctors and says “Doctor, doctor you’ve gotta help me....
On the airplane on his way back to Rome, the Pope was…
On the airplane on his way back to Rome, the Pope was doing a...
Your Momma
Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
Snowman and a vampire?
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?Frost-bite!
Many Sayings On Love And Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...
80 year old man
An elderly man goes into confession and says to the priest, “Father, I’m 80...