Why couldn’t the blond pass her drivers test?
Q: Why couldn’t the blond pass her drivers test?A: Every time the car stopped...
Longest word
What’s the longest word? Smiles! Why? Because it has a mile in it!
Hard of hearing
|Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were taking a walk one fine March...
Clinton country
A guy is sitting at a bar and orders a drink. At the same...
Marriage quotes 02
|Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence–a life sentence.Marriage is very much...
A regular Friday night poker game…
A regular Friday night poker game was still going strongwell after midnight when one...
There were two guys walking down the street…
There were two guys walking down the streetand they saw a dog licking his...
Constipation Remedy
A Bama Graduate was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositories.A week later...
Stupid people fearing
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San...
HMO
My HMO is terrible. They charge me for a self-examination.It’s a flat fee.-Wendy Liebman