Who would steal?
|The two partners in a law firm were having lunch when suddenly one of...
A Prayer Before Dying
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his...
Practicing My Art
In a long line of people, one guy suddenly starts massaging the back of...
You know why a dog licks his ass?
You know why a dog licks his ass?Because he knows in five minutes he’ll...
Statistical one-liners
|A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people...
Polish Parachute Lessons
A Polak wanted to learn how to sky dive. He got an instructor andstarted...
Are you talking to me?
|At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness....
Yo mama is so tall
Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on...
Penguin goes into a bar
So ,this penguin goes into a bar and says to the barman “have you...
Travel to Heaven
|This 85 year old couple, having been married almost 60 years, had died in...